Days agitated.
We're leaving home to go into the new mansion on Via del Linaiolo (Linajolo). In the meantime we try to replace the old rooms. To be honest I have not done much (they are immersed in the research of the thesis), but I got to experience the pleasant "experience socio-anthropological" to answer calls of aspiring tenants. Illustrate the variety of "human cases" would be impossible, I will transcribe only three telephone calls that most annoyed me.
Here you go.
Case number one: caring mother who calls instead of the demented daughter who is afraid to call.
PHONE: RIING! RIING!
-ME: Hello?
-ANONYMOUS: (Voice of adult women) Marco? Are you Mark?
-ME: No ma'am, are Michael, tell me ... [But who the fuck is this?]
-ANONYMOUS: Mark is not there?
-IO [vo ch And on Mark! You Home ...] Lady if the home can also mean me ...
-ANONYMOUS: Ahh, okay! But the individual is free? My daughter and her friend go to do medicine (he says with a tone of pride). It is connected with the hospital to the home? "
-IO: [But your daughter did not have the language? Yo, the sewer rats have eaten?] The rooms are free and the home is well connected with the hospital [Fa medicine your daughter?! You know what I'll fuck?]. He wants to come and see you lady? [Come on come on! For students of the polyclinic is perfect!]
-ANONYMOUS: Yes yes, we are concerned. But if there are males in home? It is a mixed house?
-IO: [!!!] Yes sir, there's another guy in the third single ... The house would be mixed. [Now the houses are sexed ...]
-ANONYMOUS: Ahh then ... No, that is the friend of my daughter does not want to stay at home with boys.
-IO: [Sisi ... just her friend!] (Rest silent)
-ANONYMOUS: (desolate voice) So if they do not do anything . Sorry for the inconvenience. Good evening!
-ME: Please, Lord! No problem, I understand ... [I know I'm crap! Fuck you! So your daughter is not even a virgin ears! Trog!]
Case number two: the respectful boyfriend.
PHONE: RIING! RIING!
-SIGNED: Yes?
-SICILIANO (very marked accent) Hello, I'm from Sicily, I wanted to know if the room is free?
-SIGNED: [To me, you can also call from Ulan Bator (Ulaanbaatar)! What is the problem?] It is free. Will you go see it?
-SICILIANO: No, I am now in Sicily, can you describe me?
-SIGNED: [What the heck is so detailed ad!] Yes, yes! No problem! (Describe it).
-SICILIANO: I would be fine. Just one thing: there are girls in the house? No, because I am rrespetto boyfriend and my girlfriend does not want to live with other girls. Do you understand me?
-SIGNED: [I understand that some dickhead! But everyone here call?] No, there are no girls, no problem, you can feel comfortable [so do not worry that you ugly fucks no caveman], the other single is empty, but if you want you can choose a boy. [But those people!] Then when you want to see you again? [Like hell we come and stay here!]
-SICILIANO: Yes, okay, but I do not know when I get ...
-SIGNED: [cocks and sti! Mica is waiting for you!] Okay then, try to call when you're in town. Hello!
Case number three: a student who does not want a house in 'boy male. "
PHONE: RIING! RIING!
-ME: Hello?
-RAGAZZAGIOVANEeFRIZZANTE: Hello! Called for the room! Study in Law!
-IO: [Law ... Really cool!] Yes, tell me ...
-RAGAZZAGIOVANEeFRIZZANTE: (Silence)
-IO: [Why do I need to talk?] Tell me that you wanted to know?
-RAGAZZAGIOVANEeFRIZZANTE: No, I read the ad, I just wanted to know if I could come and see?
-IO: [What you waiting for?] Of course! When would you come?
-RAGAZZAGIOVANEeFRIZZANTE: Even now!
-IO: [Finally, someone who at least come to see the house is blessed!] Okay! I'll wait ...
-RAGAZZAGIOVANEeFRIZZANTE: (hesitant tone) Could you tell me who's alone at home?
-IO: [Madonna! It's a nightmare!] Two rooms are available, and the third is a boy.
-RAGAZZAGIOVANEeFRIZZANTE: Ah, I understand, but it is a young boy?
-IO: (Silence) [What the fuck you in the pumpkin? to know if a girl girl?]
-RAGAZZAGIOVANEeFRIZZANTE: I understand, I'm sorry but I did not want to live with young boys, I'm sorry. Hello!
-IO: [...] Please! [I'm still co boy boy!]
is this possible in the Europe of 2010?
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